ENG TMNT Sailor Moon Crossover

"I am most disappointed in you Amazon Trio!" an insect like old-woman screamed at a trio of strange looking people.

"But Master Zirconia--," a tall, long haired blond man begged.

"Don't interrupt me when I am speaking, Tiger's Eye!" Zirconia shouted before he had time to finish. Tiger's Eye took a step backwards in fright. "Now as I was saying," Zirconia continued. "You three have had chance after chance without a single plan succeeding in capturing Pegasus."

"It's not our fault!" said a slender, effeminate man with pale blue and green hair. "It's those annoying Sailor Senshi! They're the one's always foiling our plans!"

"They shouldn't have been a problem, Fisheye!" The insect shouted. She stood up upon her elephant shaped throne. "You should have destroyed them utterly by now--," She would have continued, but she was interrupted by the third person.

"And we will," a tall man with bright, wild pink hair spoke. "I've come up with a great plan that will destroy those pestering Sailor Senshi once and for all." The man grinned with confidence.

"Oh, and how will this plan fare better than all of your previous ones, Hawk's Eye?" Zirconia asked. The Amazon Trio had been after Pegasus for some time now, each of them with plans of their own. Never once have their plans succeeded. As anyone could tell, Zirconia was sceptical.

"Because I've come up with a plan so grand those Sailors won't stand a chance," Hawk's Eye said.

"I certainly hope so, I don't want to see you idiots come up empty handed again!" the insect woman yelled.

The trio, bummed out at their lack of success, decided to drown their sorrows in what appeared to be some kind of bar. Each of them were sitting on a stool with a glass in front of them.

Tiger's Eye lifted his glass. "I can't believe you! How could you tell Master Zirconia you have a plan? Now we'll all get hammered when you fail!"

"It won't fail, trust me," Hawk's Eye explained for the hundredth time.

"You keep telling us you have this great plan, but you haven't even told us what it is." Fisheye pointed out.

"If I wanted you two to know, I would have told you by now." Hawk's Eye smiled. "Don't worry, when my plan works, I'll be the one to capture Pegasus."

"Yeah!" Tiger's Eye shouted standing up rather quickly. "And take all the glory for yourself!" Hawk's Eye did the same, but slower and stared at his taller ally.

"Well then, perhaps a contest then," Hawk's Eye said calmly.

"A contest?" Fisheye asked.

"Yes, you two against me. Who will destroy the Sailor Senshi first?" Hawk's Eye asked as he turned to Fisheye.

"You're that confident you'll win, huh?" Tiger's Eye shouted.

"I am." Hawk's Eye smiled.

"Alright, your on!" Tiger's Eye put out his hand to shake on it. Hawk's Eye took his hand and they shook. It was a rather angry shake. Both of them meaning the other ill will. Finally, they released.

"Well, I'd best be going. I have a lot to do," Hawk's Eye said. He then walked out of the bar.

"Do you think his plan will work?" Fisheye asked. Tiger's Eye retook his seat.

"If it's anything like his other plans, we might as well tie the noose ourselves." He took a drink from his glass.

"Oh, I can't figure it out," A blond girl moaned. This girl's hair was most unique. It was two pigtails of hair that hung down from the two spherical buns. She also sported a blue jacket, left unzipped to reveal a pink t-shirt. She wore tan jean shorts.

"Well, Serena, if you spent more time studying last night then reading Manga you wouldn't be so lost," a little girl with bright pink hair said. She had a similar hair style to Serena's, however rather then a spherical design for her buns, her hair stood up to almost resemble rabbit's ears. Strangely enough she also sported the same outfit.

"I wasn't reading them all night, Rini!" Serena snapped.

"Serena, you need to take this more seriously!" A girl with long black hair snapped back. She was wearing a long sleeve blue shirt and blue jeans.

"Yeah, Serena, remember how low your marks were last test," Another girl sitting next to her spoke. This girl had brown hair in a ponytail. This made Serena's heart sink. Serena wasn't known for her high marks. Not like Amy, the azure haired girl sitting next to her. Amy would always be the one with the highest marks in any of her classes. It's been said, for every bit as Amy was smart, Serena was klutzy. She knew it too.

"How could I forget?" she finally moaned.

"Don't worry, Serena, I got low marks too," Another girl with long blond hair said with a smile. Her hair was tied in the back with a large red bow and she wore a orange jacket with green shorts. Her name was Mina and she wasn't exactly known for her smarts either. Not that she cared.

"That's not exactly something to brag about, Mina," the raven haired girl snapped.

"Come on, Raye. Give Serena a break." Mina said with a smile. Raye would often give Serena grief when it came to her grades. Or anything else for that matter.

"Here's how you do it Serena," The azul haired girl spoke, showing her how to find the answer to her problem. That's what Serena admired most about Amy. No matter how smart she was, she was never snobbish about it. In fact, half the reason why Serena would even past her classes was because of Amy tutoring her.

"Thanks, Amy," Serena said with gratitude, "who knew Algebra could be so hard?"

"It's not that hard once you get the hang of it," The girl with the pony tail said smiling. Lita would often give words of encouragement to Serena. She wasn't as smart as Amy, but she still tried hard.

"Lita's right, you can figure it out, you just have to try," Amy said with a smile, showing Serena how to solve another problem.

"Problem is she gives up before she tries," Rini commented.

"I do not!" Serena snapped.

"Come on, the sooner we get through this homework, the sooner we can have some real fun." Mina explained with a smile. "And the sooner we can see that really cute guy we saw the other day," she said with love in her eyes.

"You're telling me, he was a real dream boat!" Lita stated, drifting off into her fantasy land. Mina and Lita had a least one thing in common, they were both crazy about boys and would often fantasize what their dream guy would look like. Which more times then not, has gotten them into trouble.

"Problem is we'll never get out of this study group unless we ditch Serena," Raye commented.

"Why do you have to be so mean, Raye?" Serena snapped at her.

"Work faster and I won't have to!" Raye snapped back. They then stuck their tongues at one another. Something that the others have grown to expect.

"Here we go again," Lita stated, coming back to reality.

"We could be here a while," Amy commented, turning to the next page of their homework.

Meanwhile, in the dark, dank sewers of New York City a cry can be heard.

"Yah-hoo!" A voice screamed in the darkness. A strange blue-green turtle wearing a orange bandanna was sliding down the sewer pipe on a skateboard. Following close behind him was another turtle, but this turtle had a much greener skin and was sporting a red bandanna.

"Yea-Haw!" the red turtle shouted doing a kick flip on his board. The first turtle then tipped his board forward and started to ride his front wheels. He ended his trick after a few seconds and looked to his left to see the other turtle, now beside him.

"Hey, Raph, race you home!" the first turtle smirked.

"Oh, you are so going down Mikey!" Raph said all too quickly, as if he was waiting for Mikey to say something. They came upon a fork in the pipes.

"See you at home, loser!" Mikey shouted as he took the left fork and Raph took the right. Mikey flew down the pipe with incredible speed. Leaping over a huge ditch and then again over a huge river of filth. He then came to a huge staircase with a metal rail. He grinded the metal railing all the way down to the floor below. He then kick flipped his way to the secret entrance to their home.

Looking around, he saw no sign of Raph. This pleased Michelangelo, or as his brothers usually called him Mikey. "Yeah, I win!" He exclaimed. "Oh, yeah. I'm the best!" He repeated, pulling a pipe on the wall, which then opened to reveal a secret room. "I'm the best! I'm the --," Mikey was then silenced by the sight of his brother, Raphael or Raph as he was often called, who was inside. "What kept you, slow poke?" he taunted.

Mikey then walked into the room, disappointed that he had lost. But he kept his spirits up, "You know, you're lucky I'm off my game. Because if I was having a good day, I would have smoked you," he explained.

"Yeah, right," Raph sneered.

"Smoked you... like I did in the ...," Mikey waited to see Raph's reaction, and he wasn't disappointed. Raph knew what he was about to say, and he didn't like it one bit.

"Don't say it! Don't you dare say it!" Raph warned.

"Battle Nexus Championship!" Mikey shouted with a huge satisfied smile on his face.

"I got your battle, Mikey! Right here!" Raph growled as he tackled his brother.

From across the room, another turtle, with a purple bandanna, was tinkering with a strange looking device... Or at least he was. Now he couldn't concentrate. He looked across the room to see Mikey and Raph, fighting with one another. The turtle gave a sigh, "Looks like Raph and Mikey are back," the turtle said looking behind him, to another turtle wearing a blue bandanna.

This turtle carried in each of his hands a blade and was surrounded by lite candles. He swung his sword putting out each of the candles with just the speed of his swing.

"What gave them away?" He commented swinging his sword again. "The lack of peace and quiet."

This one's name was Leonardo, but his brothers refer to him as Leo, and the other one was his brother Donatello, but they usually call him Don or Donny. They were the more tranquil brothers compared to Raph's rage and Mikey's lively personality.

"Ow." Mikey moaned as Raph flicked him in the forehead.

Raph then got up and walked towards the sofa in front of the television set. Which had multiple T.V sets stacked on top of one another and fed through the same connections. Donatello, as was usually the case, had spent hours setting it up for Mikey to watch every chanel he wanted at once.

"You're just mad cause you know it's true," Mikey stated. He then looked to see a pillow hit his face. "Hey!" he shouted.

"Would you two knock it off?" Leo asked with an angry tone.

"Tell him that," Raph answered like it wasn't his fault. Mikey and Raph would often butt heads like this. It only got worse when Mikey defeated Raph in the Battle Nexus Tournament. A tournament held once every three years that pit warriors across the multiverse against one-another. Mikey also happened to be the current reigning champion, much to his brother's surprise and dismay.

Raph picked up the T.V remote and turned it on to a wrestling channel. "I hate that there is nothing to do," Raph complained, "Ever since we took care of that Tengu Shredder. Things have been quiet and it ticks me off," he continued, putting down the remote. "Even the Purple Dragons aren't as big as they use to be," he finished.

The recent events had taken the turtles halfway across the world and back facing a demon. To all four of them, it was certainly the weirdest thing they had ever encountered.

"If you ask me, all this peace and quiet is well deserved," Don stated.

Mikey snuck over to the sofa and grabbed the remote without Raph noticing. He then pressed the button to change the channel. The T.V then exploded with a flash of light, knocking both Raph and Mikey backwards. The light filled the entire room with intensity.

"Mikey, what did you do?" Raph shouted, covering his eyes.

"I haven't done anything!" Mikey spoke with innocence shielding his eyes from the light.

"Donny, what's going on?" Leo shouted, covering his eyes.

"I have no idea," Don replied as he did the same. The light suddenly stopped shining after a few seconds.

Leo opened his eyes, "What the shell was that all about?" he asked. He looked to see his brother's still in one piece.

"Guys," he heard Mikey speak, but he sounded terrified. "Tell me I'm not seeing what I'm seeing," Mikey begged.

They all looked at the T.V screens to see a sign of what looked like a claw of some creature. The turtle knew this insignia well.

"That's... That's.--," Before Don could finish, Leo finally spoke as if he knew Don couldn't finish the sentence, "The insignia of the Shredder."

"The Shredder? What's he doing on our T.V?" Raph growled. Leo noticed there were also Kenji symbols.

"I thought we finally got rid of that guy," Mikey moaned.

"You can always count on the Shredder to come back from the dead," Raph replied.

"Guys, look at the writing," Leo pointed out.

Don got closer to the T.V cautiously and started to read the Kenji out loud, "Witness my resurrection at the place where it all began, there my revenge will be fulfilled."

"It's pretty obvious what he's talking about, he wants us to go to Japan," Leo stated.

"That would make sense," Don started, "after all, the Tengu Shredder first appeared in Japan, then you had the Utrom Shredder who crash landed in Japan and then of course Karai, who was born in Japan," Don explained.

They had had countless battles with the Shredder, but sometimes the helmet hid a different adversary. "And that this message is written in Japanese," he finished.

"I say we head straight for Japan and bury the Shredder once and for all," Raph suggested, cracking his knuckles.

"Raph, we don't even know where to start looking," Leo stated.

"Who cares?" Raph shouted, "We go there and we kick some shell!"

"Raph, we should wait for Master Splinter. Besides, do you know how long it will take us to get to Japan?" Leo explained with irritation at his brother's lack of cooperation.

"That's why we gotta leave now! Master Splinter ain't back visiting the Ultimate Domyo yet, and he ain't exactly in the phone book," Raph stated.

"Raph!" Leo shouted in anger.

"Hey, you may be afraid to fight without Master Splinter, but not me!" Raph said, heading towards the exit.

"Raph, wait!" Leo shouted. Raph didn't listen and kept going. Soon he was out of sight. "That hot-head," Leo sighed to his brothers. Despite being tranquil, Leonardo would often butt heads with his hot-tempered brother.

Raph had made his way to the docks. He kept to the shadows to avoid being spotted. After all, it be hard to explain what a 5' 6" turtle is doing in New York City. As had been the case since he was very young. Raph snuck behind several crates that were to be loaded on to a ship, when he heard a noise coming from behind him. He quickly drew out his sai, a dagger with two-curved prongs.

"You need to work on your stealth," a voice commented. Raph could see his brothers, coming from the darkness behind him.

He knew that it was Leo's voice that he heard, not from the voice itself, but the comment.

"Yeah, Godzilla's stealthier than you are, Raph," Mikey said before letting out a chuckle.

"Well, look who decided to show up?" Raph spoke, putting his weapon away.

"You didn't exactly pack the essentials," Don explained pointing to a large bag wrapped around him. Raph noticed that all of them had one.

"It could takes us a few weeks to reach Japan," Don said as he went out of hiding when it was clear. Leo followed close behind.

"Last one on board is a rotten turtle," Mikey taunted, following Leo. Raph rolled his eyes, and followed Mikey as close as he could. The brothers then snuck aboard the cargo ship and prepared for their long journey.